Not me!

Lately I've been thinking about the mother I want to become to Kaylin and the twinsies. Of course it includes such qualities that are consistent in any excellent woman: trustworthy, hard-working, selfless, creative, caring, and so on. But while I'm in still in mommy-training, I can definately define the kind of mother that I'm NOT.

1. I am NOT the kind of mother who lays down and takes a 15 minute nap on the floor of my child's room while she plays around me.

2. I am definately NOT the kind of mother who removes a hard piece of poop from an otherwise dry diaper and puts said diaper back on the baby.

3. I am NOT the kind of mother that puts my child in her highchair to fill up on puffs, yogurt melts, and teething biscuits in order that I have time to wash a few (or several) dirty dishes.

4. I am NOT the kind of mother that giggles behind the vacuum cleaner while my child cowers in fear.

5. I am NOT the kind of mother who stays in bed while my baby cries because I just don't like being awake before 7am.

I know I'm not a perfect mother, but I'm definately not as bad as all that. But when I do fail, Kaylie gets back at me with her "kisses".